jongdagio:

[ ✉ ➟ hyuns ] i think so too i believe in us
[ ✉ ➟ hyuns ] SEE petition to change that name too
[ ✉ ➟ hyuns ] making the world a cooler place one name change at a time
[ ✉ ➟ hyuns ] that makes me wonder what else you can hide in cleavage
[ ✉ ➟ hyuns ] could you hide food in there? could it be like a convenient food storage place?
[ ✉ ➟ hyuns ] i want boobs so i could hold food and various other items in it
[ ✉ ➟ hyuns ] incoming weird thought: what if cleavage was like a toaster. its kind of like a little slot. i think its warm in there too. imagine putting bread in there and it popping out toasted.
[ ✉ ➟ hyuns ] the things you could do with a pair of boobs. amazing.
[ ✉ ➟ hyuns ] but me too honestly if i did have boobs my last wish would be to get shot in them
[ ✉ ➟ hyuns ] if you woke up without boobs one day, even i would be a little concerned. imagine if they had a mind of their own and they could just walk around as they pleased?
[ ✉ ➟ hyuns ] what is wrong with my imagination today—
[ ✉ ➟ hyuns ] GONNA DO IT
[ ✉ ➟ hyuns ] I— oh god, I hope you need a bucket to puke. Just about to head out now!

               In between the messages he sent, he gathered up the requested items in a small backpack (excluding the bucket since their was a lack of in his possession) and head out. It was already too cold for his liking— not cold enough for your breath to be visible when you exhaled, but enough to prick your nose and ears with an icy feeling. Once he reached the door, he pulled out his phone again. A shiver shook his body from the cold and he grit his teeth, muttering a curse under his breath as he bounced on his toes to get some warmth from the movement.

[ ✉ ➟ hyuns ] why am I not hibernating I should start hibernating
[ ✉ ➟ hyuns ] but I am here now because I love you dearly

[kkt sent > jongsmile ; 8:22pm] we could start a revolution of name changers.
[kkt sent > jongsmile ; 8:22pm] the leaders of generation-
[kkt sent > jongsmile ; 8:22pm] everyone has cool names.
[kkt sent > jongsmile ; 8:23pm] i wouldn’t put anything like cold there that’s for sure.
[kkt sent > jongsmile ; 8:23pm] like it would get all warm and mushy in some cleavage.
[kkt sent > jongsmile ; 8:24pm] though i wouldnt be surprised if putting a pack of cookies or some sort of snackage would be pretty decent.
[kkt sent > jongsmile ; 8:24pm] i think imma try the thing next time i go out.
[kkt sent > jongsmile ; 8:25pm] honestly toast is my favorite snack, i would be in heaven if i could toast some bread in my cleavage. toast on the go.
[kkt sent > jongsmile ; 8:26pm] …you have interesting thoughts, honestly. but boobs are beautiful things. people without them are missing out.
[kkt sent > jongsmile ; 8:26pm] IF I WOKE UP WITHOUT BOOBIES I’D PANIC. ;; and then sob, and then call them like that butthurt exboyfriend and yell taKE ME BACK.
[kkt sent > jongsmile ; 8:27pm] aYEE.
[kkt sent > jongsmile ; 8:28pm] if you don’t have one i think i got one somewhere. maybe.

                   Despite being so very hangover, she still rolled her butt from the bed she had been sprawled over and took to making her apartment look less as if the tornado Hyuna had hit it, and more like a very strong gush of wind had come through. After all, they were friends but he was a boy. Probably the first boy in yet another new apartment she had. Rolling through the rest of the house, she cleaned up any and all dog mess such as toys and play things as they were incredibly well trained before turning up the heat. Honestly even the cold was creeping into her house and it was outright annoying to be so cold. Her phone went off soon after that, as she was pulling on some large blue sweater and pants so she didn’t particularly look too much like a bum but she didn’t give it a reply, instead just waddling her butt to the door.

                   "Ugh, it’s cold. Get in here.“ Without so much as a hi to the other as she looked at him through her ever so classy sunglasses and hid behind the door to block any cold breeze from hitting her.