jongdagio:

[ ✉ ➟ hyuns ] boob pockets sounds pretty accurate
[ ✉ ➟ hyuns ] i bet you could find the answer to the seven wonders of the world in there
[ ✉ ➟ hyuns ] or maybe pull a rabbit out of there like a magic man
[ ✉ ➟ hyuns ]  ….. why doesnt that sound right
[ ✉ ➟ hyuns ] MAGICIAN.
[ ✉ ➟ hyuns ] YES. THAT WORD.
[ ✉ ➟ hyuns ] sunglasses indoors day! now you’re a true rapper, look at you go. moving up in the world one step at a time
[ ✉ ➟ hyuns ] should i come armed with water and crackers

[kkt sent > jongsmile ; 8:00pm] …….The worst part is, it is pretty accurate.
[kkt sent > jongsmile ; 8:00pm] i’ve seen some ladies carry all sorts of things in their boob pockets.
[kkt sent > jongsmile ; 8:01pm] …. MAGIC MAN.
[kkt sent > jongsmile ; 8:02pm] but you know, there was a story of one chick pulling a gun outta her cleavage, that was really impressive.
[kkt sent > jongsmile ; 8:03pm] i know, im so swag now, no one can even carry a candle to my swaggieness. 
[kkt sent > jongsmile ; 8:03pm] i’m laughing at how gross that last text message was, but pls do. you might wanna prepare for war.