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I’ve had girls ask me for my boxers. -shrugs; Too embarrassed to marry me now? Damn. I had everything planned out.

‘puts her hands on her chest in shock before gasping; Your boxers! What I want to know is if they were asking for worn or not. Creepy. 'before wheezing over dramatically; Now, now. I never said a single thing about that. I’m ready for marriage when you are! 'starts to laugh;